Saturday, January 19, 2008

Primary Colors

Please don't make me vote for Mr. Mormon Man. His plan for Iraq is basically to let the war go on forever.

There is no way in hell I'd ever vote for Hillary. No way. The woman can't even control her own husband, how would she possibly ever run our nation? You have to be able to keep your own house clean before I let you run the White House.

I need some massive landslide primaries for Obama, or I need a Republican candidate that doesn't make me stabby.

Guliani? 9/11 is over, and you should be too. Go back to your cousinwife. You can wear a dress if you want, I don't care.

I don't heart Huckabee. I know, Evangelicals love him, but I don't. He opposes abortion rights. I'm pro-choice. I don't believe that abortion will ever be the choice for me, but I also don't believe it's my job to tell someone that it's not their right to choose. As Salt n' Pepa said so eloquently, "There's only one true Judge, and that's God, so chill and let my Father do His job."

John McCain can't even comb his own hair, for Pete's sake. There is no way he could actually be the Leader of the Free World. God bless him for his years of faithful service to his country and all that, but I think it's time for him to hang it up and start doing Viagra commercials.

Ron Paul is a joke.

So that means, there are no viable Republican candidates for me. If Hillary wins the Democratic nomination, that will leave me NO ONE TO VOTE FOR. The thought alone brings tears to my eyes...

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The Mama said...

I could not agree more.

Huckabee definitely makes me stabby. I can't believe how many christian right are just blindly following him. Have they looked as his record? Have they looked at his family? Ugh. He wants to change the constitution for pete's sake!! That's not conservatism, he wants to make this country anti-religious freedom! Which works well until we get someone in there that wants to turn the tables and persecute christians. Big Picture People!!! How can people not see that? He also wants to legislate morality, which simply cannot be done. I am so tired of the christian vote going towards anti-abortion as well. That issue has been settled (anyone remember Roe vs. Wade?), it's not going to change barring a HUGE moral upheaving in the public. Besides, when someone is so entirely uptight about conservative issues it is almost always because they are trying to cover something up. No doubt the truth will come out eventually, I don't buy his saintly spiel at all. Something is off.

The only democratic person I could possibly support other than Obama is Edwards and it appears he is out of the running. Hilary, ewww....

This election is going to be very sad if Obama is not on the ballot.