Screw you, Mr. Braxton and Mr. Hicks

Great googley moogley. These are the PRACTICE contractions?!?! Whose stupid idea was practice contractions, anyway? I've been riding the cotton pony on a monthly basis for what, now, 17, 18 years? I think I have plenty of experience with deadly cramps. I don't need any practice, warm-up cramps in my life.

And what's with the contractions and the kid ganging up on me? Why does my son want to kick my guts out JUST WHEN I'm doubled over in pain from the "pretend" contractions? Hmmm?

Hubster and I picked up supplies to handcraft some adorable thank you notes for baby gifts today. Of course, I can't do my part until Hubby does his...and he is the KING of procrastination. So we'll see if the cards ever come together.